Wow, is this new technology awesome or what?!
After already serving tirelessly as the main chaperone for one sister, I am thinking this might be a worthwhile investment due to the fact that I have three more sisters who may need chaperoning in the not too distant future. It would be a good way to "clone" myself, nevertheless, in the event that I have three sisters being courted at once. I am thinking I would have a pre-recorded message each time the alarm went off that would go something like this: (Sound of me pumping my 12-gauge shotgun) "Hey, buddy, do we need to go over the courtship rules again?"-- or something like that.
What do you think, friends? Good plan?